We need this remake like I need a 3rd breast
Yes, there IS a 3-breasted prostitute in this unnecessary re-do. This action sci-fi is too loud, too dark and too frenetic. Yes, director Len Wiseman showcases the always great-looking badass real life, wife Kate Beckinsale. Jessica Biel matches her ferocity. With Colin Farrell as the centerpiece, the film feels like each one is trying to out-testosterone everyone else. This one’s all action with no heart and no emotionalism.
It’s not awful, it’s just meh.
1-and-a-half stars
